Poor Programming (Ode)
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Ode to Poor Programming
A job is what I think I need, Something to placate my meagerly greed. Rent is high and cars cost loads, I want to see France before it explodes. I played the game and went to school, My diploma says I'm not a fool. But scholarly debts are hella huge. Sometimes I think, I was a stooge. Nobody seems to want to hire, A liberal arts major for the corporate quagmire. And plumbers make more than English professors, Though plumbing does seem harder than ‘The Merry Wives of Windsor’. I must change directions to get out of this mess, and learn a new skill and escape this duress. Programming seems to offer some hope, How hard can it be, I'm sure I can cope. — Eric Alan Christiansen (2025) ⇒⇑